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Hi Family, I'm sorry I haven't been blogging for a while... I'm gonna start up again, but in the meantime, I saw this posted on a facebook group I belong to, and I thought I'd post it here. Martial Arts, Secrecy, Intangibles, Vague Jargon, and Superfluous Palavering

Martial Arts, by its very nature, created by men, and therefore often used to manipulate those, who are searching for something outside of themselves. Essentially, anything created by another man, regardless of the Knowledge, Skills, and Abilities, of said man, is only relevant to those susceptible, and in search for something, which already exist, within themselves. A good communicator with an open heart, with nothing to prove, helps the individual to find that thing, which exist within, and extract it. In addition, he, or she is a steward for principles, rather than a guru, or someone, which represents himself, as a master. Whenever, someone speaks in secret code, as in “I will only divulge this much” blah, blah, blah, anyone with half a working brain should be suspicious, of such a person. In addition, when a man, professes to have “Special Knowledge” he is nothing more, than a child, living in a big fat body. Furthermore, people who speak and act in this manner, likened, to the proverbial pre-pubescent kid, who fantasizes about being a superhero. This, in itself, is quite harmless. On the other hand, visualize, a fat, sloth, who’s is constantly bullied, and treated with contemp. This is quite damaging, and can warp the poor kid’s personality. Now imagine said kid begins to train in Martial Arts.

Monster Created. The fat sloth embarks on a quest to find his calling, the intangible world, of the secretive, deadly arts of Kuntao, Arnis, Silat, Escrima, Kali, etc. The chubby Maha guru, pendekar, Tuhon, Grandmaster, of everything that exists, within, and beyond the universe, devices a plan to conquer the world. Furthermore, the fat sloth uses elaborate terms, to describe, the less than awe-inspiring techniques, which demonstrate the bland banality, of his substandard cerebellum, disguised with fluffy, Nutella devastation. Moreover, the chubby masturbator, attempts to recruit a fiefdom, of low, IQ/EQ. want to bee’s, looking for the fix, of the Deadly Nutella techniques. Furthermore, the Chub master, creates stories of, exemplified combat, which completes the enigmatic smell, of smegma, which reeks, of a cross between ass, and saliva, because the puckering makes his huge anus, stutter with the bliss of more than happy followers, with shit stained tongues.

The emotionally stumped, chubby masturbator actually has a following, which confirms the pathetic lives, which they lead. Although, sport, in boxing, wrestling, and MMA, at least fighters put everything out there, and train hard for a goal. On the other hand, the Fluffy, Nutella, Masturbator, just performs perfection, on his mindless, trained anus lappers. Furthermore, chub guru, states that the techniques are too dangerous, and can kill. Meanwhile, Chubsmegg has only been in a fight with his big brother or sister, who tormented him, after catching him dressed in drag, and masturbating to a picture of a real warrior. In any case, Martial Arts, is really the only endeavor, where a fat sloth, can attain the rank, and superficial status of Guru. Even, in a cult, the leader has charismatic attributes. In contrast, Some Martial Arts, build a substandard cult, or cult light. Do you know anyone, who is fitting of the title, Chubmastubator, Fluffy Guru, vibrating anus, with the power of the one and only truth?

And now, for your viewing pleasure, here's a video of the 25 most lethal martial arts ever created... but that's just a matter of opinion.



Published on Mar 12, 2012
Since the beginning of time people have always been striving to find the most effective ways to inflict pain on one another. What began with sticks and stones developed into extremely intricate and deadly martial arts. So, in the interest of your own well being, it would seem wise to avoid altercations with any skilled practitioners of the 25 most lethal martial arts ever created.

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