Twas the night before Christmas, and all over the net
Libertarian infighting, as good as it gets.
The young cats and rookies, the intellectual debtors
watch left and right scrum over racist news letters.
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Should anarchists vote? Or is it a crock?
'Wendy's a statist!' Exclaimed Walter Block.
Anarchists, minarchists, a matter of degrees?
You min-mins are fascists! Awaiting kings decrees!
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Atheist, Christian, Muslim or Jew
We don't fight over faith, like statists do.
We prefer to fight over who should be ruling.
And private vs public vs un-or-homeschooling.
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Taxation is theft, and all war is murder.
Further consensus? Good luck, cat herder.
Even semantics are points for a schism,
Call it free-markets, or capitalism?
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Austria or Chicago? Friedman or Mises?
Is Piekoff the pope, if Ayn Rand is Jesus?
Konkin or Rothbard? What's on your shelves?
Ah hell, what's the difference, Ron Paul twenty-twelve!
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So on Hayek and Murray, on Ron and on Ayn.
On Ludwig and Milton! on Bastiat and Heinlein.
Let's call a truce, friends, for just this one night.
Then on the 26th Libertarians FIGHT!
-Jim Object
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